$CRUPTOCOM
"Case Closed"
(Narrator: it was not closed)
THE CORRUPT EXCHANGE EXPOSED
WE'RE SWEEPING BACK
Contract Address
"Check The Link"
(They did not check the link)
AND COUNTING
The $CANNONS Incident
PATIENT ZERO — the $CANNONS holder and inspiration behind this entire movement — lost his coins on May 1st, 2026. That's 6 days of incompetence from Crypto.com.
Many failed promises. False timeframes. Flat out lies. TX Chad showed them exactly where the coins are — they still haven't returned them.
May 3rd: They moved $CANNONS to their cemetery (sweep) wallet.
May 4th: They charged a "retrieval fee" straight from TX Chad's account.
And now? The coins are worth NOTHING even if returned.
☠️ THE LEGEND OF CRUPTOCOM ☠️
THE CRIME THAT STARTED IT ALL
📞 ACTUAL NPC SUPPORT SCRIPT:
YOU:“Hey my token transfer failed, can I get a refund?”
KAREN NPC:“Sorry that token is NOT SUPPORTED... check the price page 😂”
YOU:“But you charged me $100 fee and nothing happened!”
KAREN NPC:“Our fees are non-refundable. Have a great day! 🙂”
The Crypto.com sweep was no accident. Tokens were delisted. Wallets were drained. And their “support team” — a legion of NPC Karens — just kept reading the same script: “Check the price page.”
Thousands of users had their funds swept into the cemetery wallet. $100 fees charged for failed transactions. Tokens listed as “unsupported” only after your money was already gone.
$CRUPTOCOM was born from the graveyard - a ghost token haunting the exchange that robbed us. We're sweeping back.
FIRST VICTIM LOCATED
A FRIEND'S TRAGEDY, A REVOLUTION BORN
Deep in the blockchain graveyard, our forensic ghosts have uncovered the PATIENT ZERO of the Crypto.com sweep. The $CRUPTOCOM dev's friend wasn't just an early believer — he was a victim of the very same exchange.
💀 THE CRIME SCENE:
Over 36,000 $CANNONS were sent by the dev's friend to Crypto.com. At the time of transfer, those tokens were worth approximately $10,000 USD.
What happened next? The classic Crypto.com special — delisted, swept, gone. The tokens now sit in the digital afterlife, worthless.
This was not just a loss. This spark became a revolution. A dev, inspired by his friend's tragedy, built $CRUPTOCOM to haunt the exchange that robbed him. The sweeper became the hunted.
On 01/05/2026, TX Chad contacted Crypto.com supportabout the victim's missing tokens. The support agent confirmed the sweep - and then demanded a 100 USDC retrieval fee to return them.
The tokens were confirmed on-chain. The transaction hash was verified. Crypto.com knew exactly where the funds were - and still held them hostage behind a paywall.
As of 06/05/2026, the $CANNONS remain in the cemetery wallet. Not returned. Not refunded.
Fee demanded: 100 USDC or USDT
Tokens returned: Never.
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Track the $CANNONS moving to the cemetery →
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See ALL the buried coins →
⚡ RESTITUTION BEGINS ⚡
The first victim will receive the FIRST 3 HOURS of creator fees from $CRUPTOCOM. Then, our ghost investigators will work through the cemetery wallet, tracking down every single victim whose coins were swept.
One by one, the dead coins rise. One by one, the victims get paid.
HIS LOSS BECAME OUR MISSION. HE WAS FIRST. HE GETS PAID FIRST.
👾 MEET THE CRUPTOCOM NPC LEGION
10 NPCs. 1 script. 0 refunds. Click any card to save and share.
🖼️ THE EVIDENCE - IN MEME FORM
BECAUSE SCREENSHOTS SPEAK LOUDER THAN LAWYERS
STEP 1: TOKEN "NOT SUPPORTED"
Crypto.com support tells you your token is not supported. The loading spinner spins forever. Karen laughs in emoji.
STEP 2: CHECK SOLSCAN
You check Solscan. The transaction went through to the SOL wallet on Crypto.com. NOW IT HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE CEMETERY (sweep) WALLET. Your tokens are in a graveyard.
STEP 3: $100 RETRIEVAL FEE ANYWAY
The NPC Karen still charges $100 in retrieval fees but retrieves nothing. Your money is gone. The NPC closes the ticket.
STEP 4: $CRUPTOCOM RISES
From the cemetery, a ghost emerges. Armed with a hammer. And a Solana wallet. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU.
⚡ MEET TX CHAD ⚡
THE ONLY ONE WHO READS SOLSCAN
“While Karen was typing ‘check the price page’ I was already on Solscan watching them drain the wallet.”
— TX Chad, on-chain detective
TX Chad didn't just find the proof — he educated Crypto.com on their own internal process.
The support agents claimed they didn't know where the tokens went. TX Chad broke it down: the tokens were moved to their sweep wallet 2 days prior, held in their own internal system, while management denied even knowing this wallet existed.
The NPCs at Crypto.com had no answer.
TOKENOMICS
100% fair launch. no rugs. no vesting. just vibes and vengeance.
Dev will buy 200,000,000 tokens on launch
10,000,000 sent to Patient Zero (the original victim)
The rest? Burned. 47.5M every 10 minutes. Gone in 40 minutes.
That is 20% of total supply — 10M to Patient Zero (whose original mistake inspired this whole movement) and 190M burnedpermanently. Not vested. Not "team tokens". Not locked for 6 months. Gone. Forever. Into the void.
The burn schedule
Why does this matter to you?
Every burn is on-chain and verifiable. Watch the supply shrink in real time on Solscan. 200 million tokens bought — 10M to Patient Zero, 190M burned in 40 minutes — means less sell pressure, a smaller float, and a very clear signal that this isn't a rug — it's a mission. Crypto.com swept us. We sweep back.
💸 VICTIM RESTITUTION FUND
How it works: Every time $CRUPTOCOM is traded on Pump.fun, creator fees accumulate in the restitution fund. Real victims who can prove their tokens still sit in the cemetery wallet (via Solscan screenshot + wallet signature) qualify for a share.
Verification: Sign a message with your wallet to prove ownership of the swept address. The cemetery wallet is public and verifiable on-chain.
Join the fight: The more $CRUPTOCOM pumps, the more we can sweep back to victims. Every buy is a middle finger to the NPC support team.
CEMETERY WALLET ADDRESS
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NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. JUST VIBES AND VENGEANCE.